The Lighter Side of WWE Raw - 8.28.07
Written by Lex on August 28th, 2007 in Uncategorized.
* Eleven. That is the number of straight PPVs where Cena’s music plays as the PPV fades to Black. ELEVEN.
* Damn, Orton should slap Cena’s dad just to reenact Edge’s actions from last year.
* Why is HHH acknowledged right away as a #1 contender? Way to go, HHH. “Nobody gets over HHH.”
* How many times will a WWE Title match be announced for Raw just to have a meaningless tag match or a non title match.
* Well, look who’s back! Glorified crack head stuntman himself, Jeff Hardy. And he couldn’t be more careless and sloppy.
* Much like when Jerome was beat up; I loved every minute of Jeff Hardy getting jumped. I <3 Umaga. My 2 least liked performers beat up by my 2 most liked performers.
* Yet another Kennedy – Vince segment teasing their possible relationship. Contrary to popular opinion, I enjoy these teasing segments.
* Hmm. Weird to see HHH with no DX gear. Or denim jacket and jeans. Or a suit. Or a title of some sorts.
* Oh no, did HHH write these? These are like DX skits all over again. Not to mention, Jerome Lawler laughing in the background makes it 10X worse.
* All HHH is thinking as he beats up on Carlitos, is “NOBODY GETS OVER”.
* WGTT/Daviari v. L&K/Rhodes. Why are we being neglected of a L&K v. WGTT tag team title match??? I hope WGTT can start a program v. L&K and Davairi and Rhodes have their feud on HEAT. Seriously, where is the “aura” this kid had? The “aura” that made him midcard level right away”???
* Oh, god. It’s Cryme Tyme. Eugh. One full year in the business, and they’ve done…EXACTLY! NOTHING AT ALL.
* You know, the premise of Cryme Tyme v. Cade and Murdoch is good. Now if only Cryme Tyme was at least a decent tag team that Cade and Murdoch could work with…
* When RKO slammed that door, I couldn’t help think: “Oh no, another hotel room wrecked by Tuesday…”
* Poor-a Maria! She’s-a not meant-a to be-a in the ring-a! Seriously, Maria is frail and to see her work in the ring, is kinda sad. Not because she can’t work, but because she’s just not a girl that should be taking bumps.
* That unconsistent-a son of-a bitch-a! Where is-a Santino!
* Bah! One McMahon is enough, but four. FOUR next week. WHY WHY WHY!
* If Sharmell and I had a one night stand, I’d hit that 3x. Because, that’s how I roll.
* At this point, I’m snoozing on Raw as it’s nearly 1:00AM. But seeing Cena’s dad get the boot made my night. WHAM! AL UP IN YO’ GRILLZ’.
August 28th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
Pulling no punches on Jeff, there.
August 29th, 2007 at 12:48 am
Did anyone notice when Mr. Kennedy said “I meant to do that” during his ring announcing. This relates to what Vinny-Mac said about live TV when Raw had its homecoming to USA, “If something wrong happens, you know, I MEANT TO DO THAT.”
August 29th, 2007 at 12:50 am
that was all blown way out of proportion. i think that a triple h - lito mini fued will do a hell of a lot more good for carlito then it will bad. and jeff looked great for his first match in a month, it was the best match in the card, and better than anything on the summerslam card.
bitch.
August 29th, 2007 at 1:53 am
oh, you jeff hardy marks!
August 29th, 2007 at 2:10 am
Hardy sucks he shouldn’t be on RAW and certainly shouldn’t be facing KK unless it is to do a quick clean job
August 29th, 2007 at 2:16 am
HYPOCRYTES! KEEP SAYING THAT WWE WONT PUSH ANY GOOD TALENT AND THEN THEY TRY TOO AND YOU SHITT ALL OVER THEM, HORSE SHIT!
August 29th, 2007 at 2:25 am
Her black jeans are hot.
August 29th, 2007 at 4:33 am
I liked how you called jeff hardy sloppy when it was kenndey that fuck up the swanton and almost killed jeff . Why the fuck would you wait till the last second to put you self in position when the person coming off the ropes need some where to aim.
August 29th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Overall, I thought Raw was pretty entertaining. The only thing I agree with is pretty much, where’s-a-Santino?
Other than that, quit whining and write an article of value. The only “lighter side” to this blog post is laughing at the myopia of the author.
August 29th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
kanadian how is Jeff Hardy “good talent” he is simply a spot monkey when I watch him I know exactly what move he is going to do next such a small set of moves and always in the same order Hardy sucks!
August 29th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
for a second there i thought you were talking about RVD…