My Obsession With Chyna Continues
Written by sideshowraheem on January 5th, 2008 in Uncategorized.
I know, I know who cares about Chyna anymore, believe me I resisted posting these videos for weeks but since there is no interesting wrestlings news right now I decided to make fun of the train wreak known as Chyna again. So when we last left her Joanie Laurer had legally changed her name to Chyna and challenged WWE Chairman Vince McMahon to a one night only match. Vince of course has been ignoring Chyna’s attempts to bait him into letting her return and since changing her name Chyna has yet to book one wrestling gig instead she has been seen getting denied access to some of the best clubs in Hollywood, thanks to TMZ.com for the video clips.
Clip 1: Chyna gives us an insightful anti war message before being rejected from 2 different clubs in 1 night.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG8OkvUOC1k&rel=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1]
Clip 2: The very next night Chyna and what I think is her boyfriend try to explain why they where denied access the previous night and then are promptly rejected from yet another club.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcmv0PZ7vT0&rel=1]
Clip 3: Chyna and her boy toy outside of ANOTHER club give a quick shout out to Britney Spears(who maybe the only person on the planet with more problems then Chyna). Chyna’s man then goes out of his way to say that he’s good friends with musician John Mayer(yeah right) and talks about how he’s upset with TMZ managing editor Harvey Levin for stretching the truth.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8tkZ-Xf2Ys&rel=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=0]
So as you can see Chyna’s doing just fine, there isn’t a club in LA that she hasn’t seen the outside of and she’s dating someone that knows John Mayer, what else could a girl with a micro-penis ask for.
January 5th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Just sad… I guess the lesson is: Don’t do drugs kids.
January 6th, 2008 at 12:43 am
She’s a total fucking loser.
Bummer what happens to these people.
January 6th, 2008 at 1:19 am
poor Joanie…she needs to get away from guys like that douche and fix her life…….
January 6th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Foreal, she really does need to get cleaned up and her life on track. I mean she had alot goin for herself in the early 2000s as the first women’s IC Champ, and then…she just fell off. It kinda hurts to see her like that.
January 16th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
[...] But on a positive note Chyna did manage to get into the club instead of being rejected at the door like we’ve see before and she seems to be completely sober in both clips. Good news for me because I was starting to feel [...]