It’s almost time for Monday Night Raw, and tonight’s show will kick off with John Cena and Randy Orton signing a contract for a WWE Title Match at No Way Out. Anyone smell an F-U or RKO through a table?

Also, as graant noted below, Hornswoggle will be joining Vince’s “Kiss My Ass” club. Here’s to hoping Finlay beats up McMahon and spares us the stupidity.

No matches have been announced for tonight’s show, but they are hinting at Beth Pheonix v. Mickie James and more between the Elimination Chamber competitors.

Discuss Raw here.

43 Responses to “WWE Monday Night Raw Discussion: Cena-Orton Contract Signing”

  1. jsnwwf Says:

    they should have a female elimination chamber

    McCool, Beth, Mickie, Melina, Jillian and damn(noone else can wrestle……maybe chyna)

    Oh and Candice.
    http://youtube.com/JSNWWFv2

    ^ ME ^

  2. kanadian Says:

    they should fir all the women except melina, mickie, beth, victoria, and ummm, maybe maria, because she’s with santino

  3. Jade Says:

    So what do they advertise at the top of the show to get my attention? Kiss my ass club and an arm wrestling match.

    Fuck this. I’m going to go play Lego Star Wars with my girlfriend. I’ll just read the recap tomorrow ;)

  4. kanadian Says:

    and by “fir” i mean fire

  5. graant Says:

    Tonights raw is on a tape delay as they are then taping next weeks, i couldnt help but look at the live report and ive decided to spend the time i usually watch Raw in catching up on a Lost because quite frankly it looks dire.

  6. sideshowraheem Says:

    Ah, I see the Cena marks are out in full force in what ever city there in.

  7. StreetsboroOH Says:

    The worst person on the Mic is in the ring boring me and it is only 9 pm not looking good for the rest of the night at all!

  8. StreetsboroOH Says:

    They are at the University of Texas this week.

  9. StreetsboroOH Says:

    I was wondering what was going to be in the contract that was not read by John Cena.

    “….like a viper….”

  10. jsnwwf Says:

    was that Bubba Ray dudley in that SNICKER commercial?????????????????

  11. jsnwwf Says:

    wtf? Kelly Kelly?

    WWE is just breaking the rules

  12. StreetsboroOH Says:

    Holla !Holla!!

    Another week leading off with a women’s match and I know it will not be as good as a TNA match at all.

  13. StreetsboroOH Says:

    Let me make that a TNA women’s match

    JR trying to sell the WWE Women’s division he must be watch the quality TNA Knockout’s matches on Thursday nights.

  14. StreetsboroOH Says:

    DDT wins a women’s match in the WWE who would have thought that?

  15. kanadian Says:

    i liked the opening segment with cena and orton, it wasn’t to long, and cena got the rko. everyone knows cena’s winning the title at no way out, but if they put orton over in the feud then it wont be a total loss

  16. jsnwwf Says:

    HHH, family emergency?

    Last time a wrestler wasnt at a WWE even for family reasons, Benoit happened.

    I bet you Vince has Stephanie on the phone right now!!!!!!!

    …….and wont hang up!

  17. sideshowraheem Says:

    Wow that crowd was extremely hot until Snitchy came out. He sucks the life out of any arena.

  18. jsnwwf Says:

    so much for that modeling rumor!

    who posted that crap?

  19. sideshowraheem Says:

    I did, and he really does have a modeling agent.

  20. sideshowraheem Says:

    And from they way they just job him out I think maybe he just go for the modeling carrier.

  21. Lex Luthor Says:

    Wow. An ass buffing. *Sigh*

  22. jsnwwf Says:

    lol. The buffing was funny.

  23. jsnwwf Says:

    bad ending to that segment

  24. jsnwwf Says:

    Mick will help.

    Mick/Horn vs Shane/Vince.

    Or substitute Finley in

  25. shaneslone Says:

    The scilence was deafening when Hornswaggle bit Vince on the ass.

  26. sideshowraheem Says:

    The future “Lance Cade” is back!!!

  27. jsnwwf Says:

    those tag team attires should make BOTCHAMANIA just because…..

    The WTF moment of the week.

  28. sideshowraheem Says:

    Although Cade is much less cut then he was before he left. What’s that about?

  29. jsnwwf Says:

    I hope santino was wrong about their title chances.

  30. kanadian Says:

    for the first time in a long long while i really enjoyed vince mcmahon. i loved the ass buffing, “do you have the ass cream?”. lol, ass cream. his promo was hilarious and him ranting about tough love while in that thong with his pants around his ankles was great. hornswoggle ruined the skit, but it was great until the end.

    ps. HOLY SHIT, CHILI PEPPERS’ WRESTLEMANIA PROMO!

  31. jsnwwf Says:

    in a street fight, the faces would get killed.

    I mean.. would get “benoited.”

    I know that was wrong

  32. Jade Says:

    I just got a phone call about Paul London and the modeling thing. Damn you Raheem!! ;)
    I see that time spent Jedi-ing it up was well worth spent.

  33. Jade Says:

    *time well spent

  34. jsnwwf Says:

    Didnt Lashley beat Henry in this?

  35. jsnwwf Says:

    It seriously looked as if Cena was taking a shit…..seriously

  36. sideshowraheem Says:

    -JSN

    Lashley isn’t in the WWE anymore therefor he does not exist nor did he ever exist. Don’t you know how this works. Super Cena era continues.

  37. kanadian Says:

    you know what makes me want to buy a ppv? having all the shows end with john cena FUing somebody then have him do his stupid white-gang symbols to his 6 year old fans. it just adds so much suspense to his matches.

  38. jsnwwf Says:

    GOOD NIGHT as RAW ends the same way.

  39. jsnwwf Says:

    Oh last thing, during WWE RAW Coach was on MSG doing a knick game pre show, and post show

  40. jsnwwf Says:

    TO EVERYONE WHO IS GOING TO POST SPOILERS IN THE UP COMING WEEK, POST THE WORD “SPOILERS” IN THE TITLE PLEASE

  41. kanadian Says:

    yeah, and then fo that continued on next page thing so i dont accidentally read them

  42. MrHappy Says:

    Rubbish RAW it missed HHH really badly. Say what you want about him but he would have improved that show

  43. Lex Luthor Says:

    No Spoilers in the comment sections. People will accidentally read them, and it cuts them off from the rest of the comments.

    If you want to post spoilers, feel free to post on the blog and put them below the cut.

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