To my great shock, I was watching the daily court shows (not much else to do waiting for job call-backs), and who do I see on Christina’s Court? CHYNA!

Apparently, Chyna bought two dogs from someone for $3500 and never received them. She won the suit, but not without Judge Christina telling her that she’s sad to see how bad Chyna’s life has gone since leaving WWF/E.

Looks like she’ll take another moment in the spot light any chance she gets!

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Good news everyone, our favorite female train wreck is back. This time TMZ cameras caught up with Joanie at a celebrity “swag suite” witch is a hotel suite were a bunch of companies get together to give rich celebrities lots of free stuff that they could easily afford to buy. While most of the celebrities were taking this opportunity to grab free jewelry and clothing our girl Chyna went straight for the booze, so much for that whole rehab thing. Check out the video,

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcNe-wWtNIE&rel=1]

I wonder how many drinks she had in her before she decided to buy that hat.

-sideshowRaheem

My Chyna obsession is gonna become a weekly post because this woman is just to fucking priceless. Once again TMZ cameras catch Chyna coming out of a Hollywood nightclub and she takes time out to deny rumors that she will be on the next season of “Dancing With The Stars” check out the video:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXxhTHtDJDM&rel=1]

I know what your thinking, who cares right. The thing that makes this video so good is that it was Chyna and her publicists started the rumor that she was going to be on “Dancing With The Stars” a few weeks ago when they where coming out of another Hollywood club.

I love this woman she starts a rumor about herself on TMZ then weeks later when taking to paparazzi from the same website she denies the rumor that she herself started. Also did anyone else notice that she offered up her opinion on Britney Spears without even being asked. But on a positive note Chyna did manage to get into the club instead of being rejected at the door like we’ve see before and she seems to be completely sober in both clips. Good news for me because I was starting to feel bad about making fun of an alcoholic, well not really but I probably should have felt bad.

-sideshowRaheem

If you’ve followed my Chyna post you can tell she desperately needs help and now she’s finally getting it. But in true Chyna fashion she couldn’t just go to rehab on her own(it’s not like the WWE is offering to pay for rehab for ex-wrestlers or anything…….oh wait they are) she has to go to “Celebrity Rehab” witch is a new reality show on VH1. The show puts a bunch of what we’ll call for the sake of argument “celebrities” with various addictions in one house as they try to kick there habit with the help of Dr. Drew. After watching the first episode last night it is clear the Chyna is there for the camera’s and not the help. Here’s a clip from the first episode, the audio is out of sync but you get the gist of it.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6h5JPGQscs&rel=1]

Although I have found much humor in Chyna’s downward spiral I really hope Dr. Drew is able to help her but it seems very unlikely she will be able to shake her daemons unless she takes rehab seriously. You can see the full episode by visiting VH1’s website here.

P.S.

The reason I am posting so much is my job has been outsourced to a foreign country but until they take over fully the company I work for is paying me to sit in a cubical and do nothing for a few weeks witch leaves me plenty of time to surf wrestling sites for news. Needless to say I’m board out of my mind.

-sideshowRaheem(The Posting Machine)

I know, I know who cares about Chyna anymore, believe me I resisted posting these videos for weeks but since there is no interesting wrestlings news right now I decided to make fun of the train wreak known as Chyna again.  So when we last left her Joanie Laurer had legally changed her name to Chyna and challenged WWE Chairman Vince McMahon to a one night only match.  Vince of course has been ignoring Chyna’s attempts to bait him into letting her return and since changing her name Chyna has yet to book one wrestling gig instead she has been seen getting denied access to some of the best clubs in Hollywood, thanks to TMZ.com for the video clips.

Clip 1: Chyna gives us an insightful anti war message before being rejected from 2 different clubs in 1 night.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG8OkvUOC1k&rel=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1]

Clip 2: The very next night Chyna and what I think is her boyfriend try to explain why they where denied access the previous night and then are promptly rejected from yet another club.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcmv0PZ7vT0&rel=1]

Clip 3: Chyna and her boy toy outside of ANOTHER club give a quick shout out to Britney Spears(who maybe the only person on the planet with more problems then Chyna). Chyna’s man then goes out of his way to say that he’s good friends with musician John Mayer(yeah right) and talks about how he’s upset with TMZ managing editor Harvey Levin for stretching the truth.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8tkZ-Xf2Ys&rel=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=0]

So as you can see Chyna’s doing just fine, there isn’t a club in LA that she hasn’t seen the outside of and she’s dating someone that knows John Mayer, what else could a girl with a micro-penis ask for.

-sideshowRaheem

I hate to pull a Randy Orton and kick people when they’re down(get it) but the downward spiral of Joanie Laurer aka Chyna just continues to fascinate me. She was spotted once again TMZ.com cameras as she was what some people may describe as “shit faced” outside of a Hollywood club. After offering up a kiss the bouncer, from witch she is promptly rejected, she once again challenges to Vince McMahon to a match, check the video.

Wow, nice buzz Joanie I’m sure when Vince see that drunken shoot promo you just cut on him he’ll order his people to meet with you immediately so you can hammer out the details. Ether that or your friends and family will be meeting to hammer out the details of an intervention.

-sideshowRaheem

I think we can officially put Joanie Laurer in crazy ex wrestler hall of fame next to Lex Luger, Ultimate Warrior and The Iron Sheik. A few days ago she when to court and legally changed her name to Chyna, I guess to screw over Vince McMahon even though from everything I’ve heard about copyright law she still can’t book herself as a wrestler under the name Chyna. After leaving the court house paparazzi from TMZ.com just happen to catch up with her(I’m sure her publicis didn’t contact them to let them know she was doing this, if that’s what your thinking) she cuts a ridiculous shoot promo on Vince in the parking lot and clams she wants to wrestling him in just one match, check out the video.

First off someone should tell Joanie…….I mean Chyna that she left the WWE in November 2001 so it’s been six years not eight(cocaine is a hell of a drug). Second I know she probably loved Triple H and felt really fucked over by him and the WWE but it’s time to let it go. Normally I would be worried that as crazy as Vince is he would take her up on his offer and that’s probably what she’s hoping for some kind of Chyna/Vince match at Westlemania 24 but I can’t see Triple H or Stephine letting that go down.

-sideshowRaheem