Written by Lex on Monday, December 1st, 2008 in Live Discussion, Raw, WWE.
Rapppppppaddddooo!
John Cena! John Cena! John Cena!
He’s wrestling Kane tonight.
Also on Raw, we’ve got more IC Title tournament hijinks: John Morrison will face off against Finlay and The Miz will take on Rey Mysterio. I think there’s also some sort of Divas match, but who really cares.
Discuss Raw here.
Written by marcus on Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 in ECW, Opinion, PPV, Raw, Smackdown, WWE.
Yo, yo, yo! It’s me, it’s me, it’s that M-A-R-C-U-S, comin’ straight outta the illest hood around, the W-C!
No, I don’t mean West Coast.
No, I don’t mean Washington, dC!
No, I don’t mean Whittier, California! Not Warwick, Connecticut, either! Not even Westminster, Colorado, fools!
Well damn, Marcus, where do you mean? Easy…the REAL W-C, Westchester County! So next time you’re crusin’ down that 287 or that 684, holla at ya boy in the 914!
Now, on to business. I know I haven’t put the old fingers to keyboard for a while, but I thought I’d hit you guys up with a Survivor Series preview.
Survivor Series Match: Raw Divas v. Smackdown Divas
Yo, I got one thing to say here: the real winners of this match are the fans, fo sho! This matches features ten of the hottest babes you’ll ever see, but I think Kelly Kelly’s wrestling skills make the difference here and the Raw divas get the win.
By the way, anyone see that commercial with Triple HHH and Kelly Kelly? Boy would I love to replace my boy Trips on that commercial. I’d stand on stage with Kelly Kelly any time, she’s on fire!
The Marcus Says Raw Divas Win!
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Written by Lex on Sunday, October 26th, 2008 in ECW, Live Discussion, PPV, Raw, Smackdown, WWE.
Tonight is the night that WWE let’s YOU, the FANS decide the matches! Yippee! I bet everyone is pissing their pants with excitement over Cyber Sunday.
Well, not really. I see two matches on the following card I’d like to watch:
So yeah, that’s the card. WWE will also stream a match before the show on their web site where you can pick Shelton Benjamin’s opponent: MVP, R Truth or Festus.
Of course, the two matches I’d be interested in are Undertaker v. Big Show and, surprisingly, Kane v. Rey Mysterio. I’d like to see an I Quit match between Taker and Show; I’m not really sure what the difference is between a Last Man Standing match or a Knockout match. I’d like to see Kane and Rey Mysterio simply because I’m hoping for falls count anywhere–Rey Rey is pretty entertaining in those types of matches.
Here’s the requisite “Will you watch the show” poll:
Written by Lex on Monday, October 20th, 2008 in Live Discussion, News, Raw, WWE.
Tonight’s Raw marks WWE’s last chance to hit the “reset” button before the annual crapfest known as Cyber Sunday. Raw has been unwatchable for weeks, so let’s hope they give forth a good effort tonight.
I can’t seem to find any actual matches announced for Raw tonight, so who knows what they’ll come up with. Feel free to try and predict the main event for tonight’ show. I’ll guess Chris Jericho and Kane v. Rey Mysterio and Batista.
In other Raw news, the November 3 edition of Raw has been confirmed by WWE to be a three-hour show. The way the booking has been going, they might want to make the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay watch that edition of Raw–they’d be talking after thirty minutes. I guarantee you it would be way more effective torture than lame waterboarding.
In a press release to the Tampa media, WWE promoted the following matches for that night’s Raw:
The two big main event matches will be WWE World Heavyweight Championship Cage Match fights featuring Chris Jericho vs. Batista and DX vs. The Miz and John Morrison!
Normally I wouldn’t mind the cage match, but didn’t we just see Chris Jericho wrestle for the title in a cage against C.M. Punk? It seems like the bookers in the WWE have become fixated on cage matches and triple-threat matches. How about something new? And by new I definately don’t mean another freaking DX reuinion. One night only folks, we swear! UGH.
Discuss Raw here.
Written by jsnwwf on Friday, October 10th, 2008 in Opinion, Raw, WWE.
With or without the Mask?
Here is my idea.
Make Mike Ademle, a tweener GM come up with a match/decision that will satisfy both parties. On one side there is Kane, a monster who for some reason feels like Rey is hiding behind his mask and wants it off. On the other side you have Rey who wants retribution for what Kane “did” to him. Here is my idea. You have a backstage segment in Adamle’s office with some one like Randy Orton, JBL, or Jericho complaining about something[not relevant to this blog post]. Once he leaves the room, have Rey Mysterio come in and say that he needs to talk to Adamle. Fade to black. We go to a commercial break and noone knows what was discussed in the room. Later on, preferably the last segment of the show, have Adamle come out and make a huge announcement for Survivor Series. Kane vs Rey Mysterio. If Kane wins then Rey takes off his mask and has to stay unmasked for the rest of his career, but if Kane loses then he has to put his mask back on.
As to how to fill the gap from now to Survivor Series? Let the writers figure that one out.
Whether or not Adamle can make Kane do anything he didnt want to is another subject for another day.
Feedback?
Written by marcus on Thursday, September 11th, 2008 in ECW, Indy Wrestling, Opinion, PWB, Raw, Ring of Honor, Smackdown.
What’s up fools. You might remember me from the old PWB. When PWB moved to that wack-ass wordpress.com, I had to peace it out because it was below my standards. Now that Lexus has made this joint a little more civilized again, I figured I’d drop some more knowledge on you so-called ”PWBites.”
Lately, Marcus has been seeing a lot of you peeps tryin’ to salt Raw’s game. Talkin’ smack about the show, sayin’ how it’s below TNA Impacct!, ECW and Smackmywang. Well Marcus is here to tell your monkey ass the truth: Raw is the shiznit. And that’s the bottom line, because Marcus said so!
Even tho that’s the bottom line, let me explain myself for all you wrasslin’ fans out there. It’s pretty damn simple–Smackmywang, ECW and TNA Impaccct can’t touch the talent that is up on Raw.
You know where that talent starts–my boy J Cena. He’s out right now healing up, but you know he’ll be back stronger than ever. And you know he’ll be back before you even expect it. Just look at Royal Rumble last year. I knew he would make his entry because I’m a Tru Chaingang Soljah. As soon as that number 30 hit, boom, there was the mad rapper! All the rest of you fools doubted J Cena, but he won that Rumble!
Next up on the MTL for Raw (that’s Most-Talented List, fool), we got ourselves double trouble: Cryme Tyme! Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn bringin dat rukus! Chad and JTG are multi-talented. They got that wrestling game on lock, and they got the gift of gabb. Not to mention they are some serious entreprenuers; they could sell crypt on night to that Superman if they wanted to. These dudes are so good I see them splitting up in the near future and both going on to future world championship runs.
Finally, rounding out the MTL for Raw is an oldie but a goodie-Kane! Kane is the MAN. His intro is off the hook, you know that shit is scarin’ some babies out in the crowd! Plus, Kane can walk through fire and it doesn’t even hurt him. He is a straight gangsta. I’m just surprised they haven’t locked him up after he committed all those murders at that abandoned hotel out in Newark, yo. Kane deserves one last title run. If I were the GM instead of Mike Adams, I’d hook up Kane for a title shot at Wrestlemania fo sho.
Sure, Raw does have its boring superstars, like the Liontamer Kris Jericho and C.M. Punk, but I can put up with it if I get to see my boy Cena, Cryme Tyme and Kane. On a side hustle, what is up with that fool C.M. Punk? Why would anyone cheer for that guy? He has to be the most boring “superstar” on the WWE rosta. I know that little busta ain’t straight-edge anyway, I saw him on a chute interview with Tahiti Joe talkin’ bout how he, Rocky Romano and Homocide were str8 drunk at some party. All you fools who think he doesn’t drink a 40 now and then are blind like Stevie Wonder.
Anyways, try and match the MTL from Raw. You can’t! Who does ECW have? Evan Boring? Please! John Boringson? Get out my face with his mess. Ricky Bore-teez? You get the picture.
What about Smackmywang? They got nothin’ outside of Triple H. The fools on that roster aren’t even worthy of holding Hunter’s sledgehammer if you ask me. Shelton Benjamin has NO wrestling skillz whatsoever and MVP isn’t even a real football player. And don’t even get me started on “Our Truth.” I can’t tell if he’s trying to dance or if he’s having a reaction to all the flashing lights in some Japanese Hentai, man!
I shouldn’t even have to mention TNA Impacccct since it’s not owned by WWE. That’s automatic disqualification right there. The only guy I remotely liked on that show was Rellik, and they got rid of him before they even explained what his name meant. Typical Vince Rooney booking. Hopefully WWE hires him and pairs him up with Kane, those two could wreak some serious havok on Raw.
So there you have it–you can see why Raw is so much better than any other wrestling show out there. I’ll be back next week with 10 reasons why Chad Gaspard should be World Heavyweight Champ. Until then, get off deez nutz! Marcus out.
